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CLASSY - Today is Spa...

Is anything on fire? Is anybody bleeding? Is anybody unconscious? No? Then it can wait. It's Spa Day. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings...

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CLASSY - Oh, I get...

All of us have our moment on the spectrum. Some of us just take a little longer to get up to speed. This is for that slow and not really steady thinker. The tri-blend fabric...

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CLASSY - My Husband says...

I don't have a problem. I click BUY NOW and it just shows up! How is that a problem?! The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated...

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CLASSY - My Balls Are...

Not every pair hangs below the Mason Dixon line. Some sit high for all to see. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still...

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CLASSY - Don't Sniff Me...

Do you sniff it? How else would you know if it's dirty? The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. •...

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ALCOHOL - Day Drinking solves...

Never too early. Wine is in the bible. Look at how cute the label is. See, it's meant to be. I read a blog saying it's better than Ginseng and has vitamins and stuff. The...

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Your Patience has worn thin...

Many of us have a black belt in handling life's curve balls. Usually, there's a break in-between each one. Lately, life has chosen to leave the drama machine cranked up to max and spitting out...

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ALCOHOL - I used to...

Amateurs often hone their skills before graduating to the show. The Big Leagues. Prime Time. You, oh skilled Prosecco drinker, are that top tier drinker. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme...

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ALCOHOL - It's a Prosecco...

Sometimes life shovels loads of fun your way. Respond accordingly. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester,...

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ALCOHOL - Prosecco is my...

Yes, we have fur babies to cope but top tier emotional support comes when the cork is popped on this bubbly bottle among friends. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability...

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ALCOHOL - Merlot brings out...

This is another reason why girls need to stick together. They help keep that inner drunken hoe goblin at bay when Merlot unlocks her cage. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme...

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ALCOHOL - Prosecco - How...

Kids, Work, Spouses, In-Laws, bad drivers, social media and the general hell of life can be kept at bay with a bottle pop among friends. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme...

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ALCOHOL - Prosecco Clarity -...

Popping the cork on a bottle of Prosecco is not only happiness but also clarity. Hash out life's problems with a friend and this amazing bubbly libation. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look....

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Funny T-Shirt - Zombie 40...

NOBODY TOLD THEM ABOUT THE HORRORS THAT LIE IN WAIT! THEY TOLD US MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY UNTIL WE HAD TO WORK ON THE WEEKEND! This ode to retro horror movie posters is beyond a conversation...

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Funny T-Shirt - Zombie 40...

NOBODY TOLD THEM ABOUT THE HORRORS THAT LIE IN WAIT! THEY TOLD US MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY UNTIL WE HAD TO WORK ON THE WEEKEND! This ode to retro horror movie posters is beyond a conversation...

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GAMER - Originalus Gamerus -...

A fringe theory embraced by only the adventurous is that T-Rex was in fact a gamer. Let's examine the evidence: Paleo Gamer Era NES Primitive Tool usage and Small single purpose appendages specialized for gaming....

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GAMER - Gamerus Ancientus -...

Archaeologists have discovered what may be the origins of ancient game systems played by velociraptor dinosaurs. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still...

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Coffee Cup Swimming Pool -...

You like coffee. If you could swim in a giant multi-story cup of coffee ... you would. Sport this exquisite graphic tee that's part lol and part visionary art. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage,...

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I Deny There's Anything to...

Maybe you're a politician. Maybe you're an attorney. Maybe you're both. Any way you cut it, the best strategy is deny deny deny. This, oh slippery one, is your shirt. The tri-blend fabric creates a...

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LOCKE & KEY - ALOHA...

We all love that show and especially when Uncle Duncan covered up his crime of flipping the bird by telling young Bode it meant Aloha … well, how can not commemorate that. Yes, there’s a...

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Let that ManGo - Funny...

A special request from a very close friend of ours. Some of us love Mangos and some of us love alcohol. Add a little sweet and a little spicy to those foundational ingredients and viola...

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