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Preshrunk - no more Tommy Boy Big Guy in a Little Coat Moments

Adulting *May Require Alcohol - Funny Mug

$15.00 USD
$15.00 USD
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Money Back Policy

You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

Free Shipping

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100% Original

We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

Delivery + Returns

SHIPPING

  • It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
  • Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

  • Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
  • Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
  • You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
  • We don't pay for return shipping
  • To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
  • SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

The Story behind this Product:

If you haven't found things in life that have driven you to pop the top on a fifth of whiskey then look no further ... than Adulting. Maybe you've got an iron will that would send the devil himself into fits of rage. If so, that little * is for you mangler of misfits. Well played and without a drop of hooch. Collect your mug from the gift counter and wear it with pride.

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

Important: This product is available in US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

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Hello from Steveo!

Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT

What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.

Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."

- Mother In Law

  • PEOPLE FIRST

    We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.

  • LOW WASTE

    We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.

  • ENERGY SAVING

    Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.

  • WATER REDUCTION

    We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.