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Preshrunk - no more Tommy Boy Big Guy in a Little Coat Moments

Unisex - CHRISTMAS - Skeleton Reindeer Balloon - Funny Pants

$44.95 USD
$44.95 USD
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Money Back Policy

You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

Free Shipping

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100% Original

We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

Delivery + Returns

SHIPPING

  • It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
  • Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

  • Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
  • Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
  • You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
  • We don't pay for return shipping
  • To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
  • SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

The Story behind this Product:

I bet you didn’t know this but skeletons like Christmas too.

Get the comfort of pajamas in this stylish pair of wide-leg pants. With the adjustable waist and stretchy fabric, it’s like your favorite sweatpants but better.

• Relaxed unisex fit
• Practical side pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
• Can be worn on the waist or on the hips
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd2 (210 g/m2) (weight may vary by 5%)

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 72 90
XS 76 94
S 80 98
M 84 102
L 92 110
XL 100 118
2XL 108 126
3XL 116 134
4XL 124 142
5XL 132 150
6XL 140 158

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Hello from Steveo!

Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT

What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.

Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."

- Mother In Law

  • PEOPLE FIRST

    We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.

  • LOW WASTE

    We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.

  • ENERGY SAVING

    Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.

  • WATER REDUCTION

    We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.