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ALCOHOL - Wine Health Level...

You're the quest master. Goblins, orcs, trolls, passive aggressive party members and peril are your jam. As goblets and flasks of elixir sustain your gamer health so does wine in this mortal realm. Buy this...

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SUBTITLE - [Laughs Internally] -...

The subtitles of your life would show what's going on behind that poker face. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the...

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CLASSY - My Balls Are...

Not every pair hangs below the Mason Dixon line. Some sit high for all to see. Tell the world how big your huevos are with this clever T-Shirt. Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long...

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Unicorn rainbow butt scrape -...

Nothing says Thursday or really anything in the world better than a unicorn scraping his butt and leaving rainbows on the ground. Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote...

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Simply a Habitual Line Stepper...

Boundaries. Rules. Social mores. Party Fouls. No-nos. These are MERE SUGGESTIONS for the Habitual Line Stepper. Of course you cross the line. Why do you think they all it a finish "line"? Because lines are...

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CHRISTIAN - I got that...

If you didn't know, baptism is a hotly contested item among academic and armchair theologians. What does the Bible say about the first baptism? Scripture says ... Jesus came up immediately from the water; and...

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SUBTITLE - [Trauma Intensifies] -...

If this was the episode where you're in it, the audience would know when the flashbacks and tremors hit. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super...

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SUBTITLE - [Laughs Internally] -...

The subtitles of your life would show what's going on behind that poker face. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just...

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SUBTITLE - [Judges Harshly] -...

If your life was a movie with subtitles on they'd all know how disappointing they are. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and...

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SUBTITLE - [Internal Dialogue] -...

Yeah, there's a whole debate going on up there. If we had subtitles, everyone would know. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and...

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GAMER - I am a...

With their minds fully focused on the next checkpoint our gamers tend to neglect things like basic cleanliness. Personal odor aside, the wake of uncleanliness in every square foot they occupy is noteworthy. This is...

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DEFINITION - Flatuwoken - Awakened...

If you've ever startled yourself awake only to find foulness in the air and a possible burning sensation south of the equator ... you may have Flatuwoken yourself. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but...

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CLASSY - Today is Spa...

Is anything on fire? Is anybody bleeding? Is anybody unconscious? No? Then it can wait. It's Spa Day. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings...

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CLASSY - Oh, I get...

All of us have our moment on the spectrum. Some of us just take a little longer to get up to speed. This is for that slow and not really steady thinker. The tri-blend fabric...

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CLASSY - My Husband says...

I don't have a problem. I click BUY NOW and it just shows up! How is that a problem?! The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated...

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CLASSY - My Balls Are...

Not every pair hangs below the Mason Dixon line. Some sit high for all to see. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still...

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CLASSY - Don't Sniff Me...

Do you sniff it? How else would you know if it's dirty? The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. •...

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CHRISTIAN - I'm still here...

God never leaves. He's always here. He always will be. Scripture says ... I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” Amen. Matthew 28:20. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but...

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CHRISTIAN - If you're first...

Many are hung up on their status and where they are in the pecking order. Oh, i'm better than them. Let's knock them down a bit so i can climb up. In the end what...

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CHRISTIAN - Don't Talk Trash...

We have no shortage of trash talking in this world. Imagine if someone gave advice that said deal with your own drama before getting into someone else's? Scripture says: ... First remove the plank from...

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CHRISTIAN - Don't Give Up...

You don't know what God has in store for you. Don't give up. Scripture says: ... Do you give up? Is it hopeless? It's not. - Joshua 1:9. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but...

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ALCOHOL - Day Drinking solves...

Never too early. Wine is in the bible. Look at how cute the label is. See, it's meant to be. I read a blog saying it's better than Ginseng and has vitamins and stuff. The...

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ADULTING - is Caring About...

Long ago adults were primarily concerned with house or car payments and if there's room for the bigger Weber grill on the back patio. Now, in this age of madness, adults have to worry about...

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St. Patrick's Day - Shamrock...

Simple. Elegant. Shamrocky.   This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft tri-blend fabric makes it extremely comfortable - once put on, impossible to take off. .: 50% polyester, 25%...

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St. Patrick's Day Super Troopers...

From the legendary movie: Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans." Mac : Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy...

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St. Patrick's Day - Shenanigans...

You can't just have Shenanigans going around willy nilly off and silly - they must be coordinated. This is your calling.  This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft...

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St. Patrick's Day - Lucky...

"Lucky" is written in beautiful hand written script and accented with shamrocks and four leaf clovers for good luck. This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft tri-blend fabric...

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St. Patrick's Day - Here...

It's worth it to get out tonight. There will be Shenanigans. This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft tri-blend fabric makes it extremely comfortable - once put on,...

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SUBTITLE - Wilhelm Scream -...

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Transformers and over 100 other movies have the Wilhelm Scream. It's the scream let out when that insignificant bad guy gets thrown from the warehouse roof top....

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St. Patrick's Day - Well...

Of course you should kiss the irish! Some of us are only part Irish. For you, it's just Irish pants but that should do the trick for bumping shamrocks. T-shirts are a dime a dozen,...

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St. Patrick's Day - Man...

Give that lass in the Tits McGee shirt a RUN FOR HER MONEY! You'll outdrink, outclass and out double-take her with this one of a kind design. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this...

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St. Patrick's Day - Chief...

Every group of Shenanigan Aficionados needs direction and vision. You think larger than just Hold My Beer ... it's Hold My Pint. Lead them to greatness with Shenanigans that are legendary. T-shirts are a dime...

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Nipples, the Original Thermometer -...

"Mommy those nipples are pointy!" Good eye, Timmy, that means we need jackets. This universal human feature can point out when dangerous cold weather is thrust upon us. It's God's creation ... the nipple. T-shirts...

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Let me See the Candy...

A genius friend of ours came up with this t-shirt. As adults, we should know by now that you have to SEE the candy before getting in the van. The more you know ... T-shirts...

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CHARLIE BROWN - The Original...

Many of us grew up with this blockhead and can relate. That football will get moved. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and...

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ALCOHOL - Wine Creates Clarity...

Ah Wine. The ginseng of the alcohol world. What better aid for pontification, escapism and self medication than this glorious libation. Wear this elegant masterpiece while solving the world's problems one glass at a time....

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