Heck Yeah It'll Fit!
If you're a Fluffy 5X or a wee baby XS we got your size and they're all Pre-shrunk!
What about size and fit?
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Up to 5X down to Skinny Minny
Our founder is a 3X so we understand what it's like to find a GREAT t-shirt but not in our size :/ We also know a few XS types who don't want to walk around wearing a poncho. We check every size box so it's a pretty good bet that we've got something that will fit!
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No More Fat Guy in a Little Coat Tommy Boy Moments
We know what it's like to buy that perfect T-Shirt, wear it, wash it, go to wear it next week and ... it looks like someone swapped out your shirt for one from the Children's section.
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100s and 100s to choose from
We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
Let customers speak for us
Hello from Steveo our 3X Founder!
Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT
What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.
Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!


TOO FAR?
You might trigger things like "OOOMMGGGG", "HOOOLEEE SH!!!!t DUDE!" and "LOOLLLL NO WAY!". Be prepared.

CLEVERLY OBSCURE
Nana won't get it. Your kids won't think it's cool enough. Your people will, though. It's like a secret handshake you can buy.

HR FRIENDLY
If you have too many black marks on your permanent record these are a safe bet and won't get you excommunicated if you wear one to church.
"I don't get most of your shirts"
- Our Waiter