Heck Yeah It'll Fit!
If you're a Fluffy 5X or a wee baby XS we got your size and they're all Pre-shrunk!
Christmas Shipping Dates
Dec 10, 2023 - get your orders in before the 10th to guarantee it gets there by Christmas.
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Easily Distracted by Cows
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IDGAF Inc.
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Fun Fact, I Don't Care
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CHRISTMAS - I'm Just Here for the Ho Ho Hoes
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CHRISTMAS - Fly Fishing Christmas Lights
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No Thanks, I'm Trying to Quit
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GODFATHER - The Board
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CHRISTMAS - Myyyyy Thick Bulbs Bring All The Boys To The Yard
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Merry Everything Embroidered Women's short sleeve t-shirt
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Check Out Deez Christmas Ornament Balls Holiday Unisex t-shirt
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Startup Veteran, Multiple Tours - Funny T-Shirt
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Startup Veteran, Multiple Tours - Funny Mug
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Hello from Steveo our 3X Founder!
Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT
What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.
Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
Let customers speak for us
Love it, its a perfect fit and super comfortable!
I wear it everywhere I can.
My friend and I love this drink and now we have a shirt to go along with it! I just received my shirt today, quick delivery. Fits great! I can't wait to wear it on our next girls day out!
In a world where free candy is getting harder and harder to come by, a shirt that proclaims your lust for the sweet stuff is a must. Don't be lured into a struggle snuggle without finding out how many licks it really takes to get to the center of that mouthful of goodness. This t-shirt will get that message across. Breathable, in case Uncle Feely doesn't have the goods and you need to bolt, while also being high quality, allowing the captain of that stabbin wagon to see you from a distance increasing your odds of a score. Get one today!
My Husband got this shirt for me... It is actually pretty funny and I wear it with pride!
OMG this shirt is so stinking cute! Received so many compliments at my Christmas party! Fits great & super comfy!
This reindeer shirt is soooo cute! Very comfortable and full of Christmas spirit! Arrived super fast! Love love love!
Submitted request for this design, looks just like the picture. Fits nicely and very comfortable. Arrived quickly.
We got matching shirts, love the simplicity of it. Our friends loved it so much they all had to get one too!
Title says it all.
The ideal Halloween or Goth T-Shirt for any introvert, ambivert, or warrior who serves or has served in the customer service industry.
Bought this for my wife, such a fun simple design, something about it reminds me of the old Threadless days.
Easy experience ordering all the way through to the fast shipping of high quality t-shirts. I will definitely be a return customer of Slappy Wares!
NEW ONLINE STORES ALSO AVAILABLE AT:
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SHOP OUR REDBUBBLE STOREWith over 70 types of products, we now offer quite a few options not found at the main Slappy Wares site: from coffee cups, dad hats, throw pillows and tote bags to mouse pads, shower curtains, spiral notebooks and even coasters.
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SHOP OUR AMAZON STORENeed Prime shipping? Most of the Red Bubble variety can also be found here amongside Amazon's amazingly broad selection.
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What about size and fit?
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Up to 5X down to Skinny Minny
Our founder is a 3X so we understand what it's like to find a GREAT t-shirt but not in our size :/ We also know a few XS types who don't want to walk around wearing a poncho. We check every size box so it's a pretty good bet that we've got something that will fit!
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No More Fat Guy in a Little Coat Tommy Boy Moments
We know what it's like to buy that perfect T-Shirt, wear it, wash it, go to wear it next week and ... it looks like someone swapped out your shirt for one from the Children's section.
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100s and 100s to choose from
We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
TOO FAR?
You might trigger things like "OOOMMGGGG", "HOOOLEEE SH!!!!t DUDE!" and "LOOLLLL NO WAY!". Be prepared.
CLEVERLY OBSCURE
Nana won't get it. Your kids won't think it's cool enough. Your people will, though. It's like a secret handshake you can buy.
HR FRIENDLY
If you have too many black marks on your permanent record these are a safe bet and won't get you excommunicated if you wear one to church.
"I don't get most of your shirts"
- Our Waiter
