OUR FOUNDER IS A 3X. IT AIN'T EASY FINDING STUFF THAT FITS ... AND DOESN'T SHRINK.

up to 5X

we offer more than children's and anorexic sizes.

We have junior sizes, women's tees and mostly unisex tees at 3X, 4X and even 5X. You won't leave empty handed.

PRE SHRUNK

no more post wash Fat Guy in a Little Coat Tommy Boy Moments.

Our T's are pre-shrunk guaranteeing a good fit after first wear and first wash. Slim chance you'll have that surprise Jabba the Hut too-small-t-shirt closet moment.

Choose from 100s of T-Shirts

These things are multiplying faster than rabbits on viy-agruh.

We create cleverly clever T's every day. Like, compulsively. Check back often and see what's new!

Our first T-Shirt was to commemorate a close friend getting humped by a dolphin ... 3 times. We know funny.

Our Mission is to create products with witty shared truths that make us all share a laugh.

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