Heck Yeah It'll Fit!
If you're a Fluffy 5X or a wee baby XS we got your size and they're all Pre-shrunk!
What about size and fit?
Up to 5X down to Skinny Minny
Our founder is a 3X so we understand what it's like to find a GREAT t-shirt but not in our size :/ We also know a few XS types who don't want to walk around wearing a poncho. We check every size box so it's a pretty good bet that we've got something that will fit!
No More Fat Guy in a Little Coat Tommy Boy Moments
We know what it's like to buy that perfect T-Shirt, wear it, wash it, go to wear it next week and ... it looks like someone swapped out your shirt for one from the Children's section.
100s and 100s to choose from
We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
Startup Veteran, Multiple Tours - Funny T-ShirtRegular price From $28.44 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Startup Veteran, Multiple Tours - Funny MugRegular price From $15.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per
ChatGPT Made Me do it - Funny T-ShirtRegular price From $28.44 USDRegular priceUnit price per
"COFFEE" - Funny MugRegular price From $15.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per
BUNDLE - BIRTHDAY WINE LOVERRegular price $57.46 USDRegular priceUnit price per
$63.84 USDSale price $57.46 USDSale
Mommy's Vitamin Water - Funny TumblerRegular price $23.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per
BIRTHDAY - Get Me Wine! Stat! - Funny Greeting cardRegular price $5.45 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Don't Blame Us for Your Bull$h!t - Funny HoodieRegular price From $41.90 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Star Wars - Andor's Sleep Aid parody - HoodieRegular price From $41.90 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Unicorn rainbow butt scrape - HoodieRegular price From $41.90 USDRegular priceUnit price per
When I Drive - Funny T-ShirtRegular price From $28.44 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Jet Ski - We Went So Fast I Farted - Funny T-ShirtRegular price $29.44 USDRegular priceUnit price per
Let customers speak for us
Size S fits great! Super cute!
My friend and I love this drink and now we have a shirt to go along with it! I just received my shirt today, quick delivery. Fits great! I can't wait to wear it on our next girls day out!
In a world where free candy is getting harder and harder to come by, a shirt that proclaims your lust for the sweet stuff is a must. Don't be lured into a struggle snuggle without finding out how many licks it really takes to get to the center of that mouthful of goodness. This t-shirt will get that message across. Breathable, in case Uncle Feely doesn't have the goods and you need to bolt, while also being high quality, allowing the captain of that stabbin wagon to see you from a distance increasing your odds of a score. Get one today!
Best Mom's day out shirt EVER!
My Husband got this shirt for me... It is actually pretty funny and I wear it with pride!
OMG this shirt is so stinking cute! Received so many compliments at my Christmas party! Fits great & super comfy!
This reindeer shirt is soooo cute! Very comfortable and full of Christmas spirit! Arrived super fast! Love love love!
Submitted request for this design, looks just like the picture. Fits nicely and very comfortable. Arrived quickly.
We got matching shirts, love the simplicity of it. Our friends loved it so much they all had to get one too!
Title says it all.
The ideal Halloween or Goth T-Shirt for any introvert, ambivert, or warrior who serves or has served in the customer service industry.
Bought this for my wife, such a fun simple design, something about it reminds me of the old Threadless days.
Easy experience ordering all the way through to the fast shipping of high quality t-shirts. I will definitely be a return customer of Slappy Wares!
This actually happened to me and my friends thought it would be funny to get this for me! Too funny and fits great! Thanks for making this shirt!
Shirt arrived quickly and looks super cute!
Hello from Steveo our 3X Founder!
Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT
What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.
Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
You might trigger things like "OOOMMGGGG", "HOOOLEEE SH!!!!t DUDE!" and "LOOLLLL NO WAY!". Be prepared.
Nana won't get it. Your kids won't think it's cool enough. Your people will, though. It's like a secret handshake you can buy.
If you have too many black marks on your permanent record these are a safe bet and won't get you excommunicated if you wear one to church.
"I don't get most of your shirts"
- Our Waiter