Let me See the Candy First, I'm Not Stupid - Funny T-Shirt
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Let me See the Candy First, I'm Not Stupid - Funny T-Shirt

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A genius friend of ours came up with this t-shirt. As adults, we should know by now that you have to SEE the candy before getting in the van. The more you know ...

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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We start with funny and quirky, distill it down to short and clever and then forge a memorable and remarkable design.

Most T-Shirt companies just copy each other's same old tired designs. Their sense of humor looks like what would happen if Dad Jokes and British Humor had a baby. Not us. We have our own brand of loco.

A genius friend of ours came up with this t-shirt. As adults, we should know by now that you have to SEE the candy before getting in the van. The more you know ...

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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Eric D'Ancicco
An added layer of protection

In a world where free candy is getting harder and harder to come by, a shirt that proclaims your lust for the sweet stuff is a must. Don't be lured into a struggle snuggle without finding out how many licks it really takes to get to the center of that mouthful of goodness. This t-shirt will get that message across. Breathable, in case Uncle Feely doesn't have the goods and you need to bolt, while also being high quality, allowing the captain of that stabbin wagon to see you from a distance increasing your odds of a score. Get one today!