Let me See the Candy First, I'm Not Stupid - Funny T-Shirt
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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We start with funny and quirky, distill it down to short and clever and then forge a memorable and remarkable design.
In a world where free candy is getting harder and harder to come by, a shirt that proclaims your lust for the sweet stuff is a must. Don't be lured into a struggle snuggle without finding out how many licks it really takes to get to the center of that mouthful of goodness. This t-shirt will get that message across. Breathable, in case Uncle Feely doesn't have the goods and you need to bolt, while also being high quality, allowing the captain of that stabbin wagon to see you from a distance increasing your odds of a score. Get one today!